Sunday, December 3, 2006

MTV art of mixng (ny special)

Quote of the day: i can't explain what you can't explain

ok. the title is just like that coz that's wad i'm watching now at 11.45pm -_-

great.. it's sunday night and i'm on my laptop doing family law project. FUCK FAMILY LAW. but actually it's not that bad(what the fuck? it's not bad and it's bad? -_-)

yes yes i am now waiting for Real v Bilbao at 1.55 am -_-

motor pracs tmr and i hope i pass ccb

ok nothing to say alr

Bye bitches, for now..

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Pele@tp, 28th November 2006

Quote of the day: Shake the Living Legend, The Great Pele's hand



ok. yep. i did take an up close picture of him and shook his hand, but sadly i din have an autograph as i did not bring any brazil jersey, apparel along (what's the fucking point of signing on paper? it's not as memorable as signing it on a jersey)






This is the up close picture i took of pele before sretching out my hand to shake his hand.


yes. being so close to the living legend is just so like.. OMFG.. now i know how ppl feel when they see thier dunno wad pop idols ;x.


A day i will remember for the rest of my life.


Oh ya and here's a pic of the rolls royce that he used.


Bye bitches.. for now..

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Parentel Advisory: Explicit Language

Quote of the day: the word fuck can be used in everyday life.

i'm waiting for champs league now and i got nothing to do. so lets educate on how we can use the word fuck in our daily lives

ok here's a lil education on how the word fuck can be used...

Transitive verb: John fucked Mary
Intranitive verb: Mary was fucked by john
Noun: Mary's the fine fuck
Adjective: Mary's fucking beautiful

Ok so besides the sexual meanings, there are also other uses for the work fuck

Ignorance: Fuck if i know
Trouble: I guess i'm fucked now.
Agression: Fuck u
Displeasure: What the fuck is going on here?
Difficulty: I can't understand this fucking job
Suspicion: What the fuck are u doing?
Enjoyment: I had a fucking time
Request: Get the fuck out of here
Hostility: I'm going to knock your fucking head off
Greeting: How the fuck are you?
Innovation: Get a bigger fucking hammer
Surprise: Fuck.. u scared the shit out of me.
Anxiety: Today's really fucked

okok champs league starting

Bye bitches.. for now..

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Viva La Bam

Quote of the day: You can stay at my house, Eat my food and Fuck my sister.

lol i heard that during the mtv europe awards. lol. how i wish i was told exactly that sentence.

ok. i juz signed up for my biking course today, so go ahead, call me a nOOb. lol. -_-. must chiong the practicals alr and get my license!!!

Hopefully ferlin takes mc for the fam law later. heard he walked out in t02 again today. like what's with him, must be pms xD. lol ok

ok it's late. nothing much to post.

Bye bitches.. for now..

Friday, November 17, 2006

The kumars at no.97

Quote of the day: The grass is really green at tp!!

yes. the grass is really green at tp and for those who know me well you should know wad i mean :D.

so i've heard, tp girls, those from biz, are the best lookin among the polys ( yes yes, i can see u all smiling from the news ). BUT tho tp girls are rated highly among the despots and the neutrals ( like me, so neutral. lol ), we still say the best are still from vjc and st andrews. lol

yes yes. so enough said on the tp girls issue. on to the topic.

THE KUMARS AT NUMBER 97

yes. not the kumars at number 42. i'm refering to akhil kumar's family. after 2 long years i have finally met that idiot today. bastard juz finish his A levels and still telling cock stories of his family and others. his family is a real bunch of jokers ( in a good way).

ok, for example, when you call his house, a family member will ans in a funny voice . lol. the best is his grandmother, and a few of her fav lines are--> " ACKHILL ISH VOT AT HOME." or " ARH? ARH? VAT? VAT? ARH? I CANNOT HEAR U VAT "and best of all " I dunno, i dunno, i dunno, (then leaves the phone on until u hang up) ". i swear it's true. seriously they can start a new comedy, the kumars at number 97. -_-

ok tmr i'm gg the car show at suntec city. whoooooooohoooo.

pay $ to see car girls. lol xD

ok so...

Bye bitches.. for now..

Thursday, November 16, 2006

The Good Boy

Quote of the day: enjoy life and fata

why? there's no post today!!!!

but do go figure what is FATA and give me the ans man. lol

Bye bitches.. for now..

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

The MILF the VJCs and the Despots

Quote of that day: MILF

ok i and pang saw this fucking hot chinese milf at parkway parade today. cheeeeeeeeeeebai. hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! man i think she's like ard 20+ lor. NOTE: her husband's indian.

i must be seriously despo to even look at milfs, but who cares?! if there's a hot babe juz look. It's called arts appreciation

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RIGHT

ok i shall not say more bout this milf topic. ARGH!!

and i'm waiting for soccer to start so....

Bye bitches.. for now..

oh btw, i wonder how the vjc got in the title for this post. hmm lol

Weird stuffs.

Quote of the day : you shake the water in your water bottle, u drink it, you will get stomach ache.

LOL! YES SOMEONE ACTUALLY SAID THAT LOL.

fucking funny la. i almost choked on my food during break in sch. lols. ( if all due respect to the person who said that statement ) lolololololol. wtf omg knnbccb lol.

yes now i'm watching mtv. like they keep playin rnb rnb rnb. crap shit la. juz now KISS was on TRL!! and that's bout the only good thing i've seen on mtv today. bullshit crap play rnb rnb no rock etc __, play rock oso emo rock all that crap blah blah. BAH

and now i and ammar on msn, discussing how zhimin will rap the song "drop it like it's hot by snoop dogg"... here's the final product

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But 1st the conversation between me and ammar on wad zhimin will sing in the song lol

i'm the one with the short nick and ammar the long nick.


Perspiration collected on Nick’s thin moustache. "Oh please, God, black, black black," he pleaded softly. "Just let it be black" says:
wait la must intro


the night beckons........™ says:
-_-


Perspiration collected on Nick’s thin moustache. "Oh please, God, black, black black," he pleaded softly. "Just let it be black" says:
einsteiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin


the night beckons........™ says:
"Aye Aye" yooo nigga "aye aye' wazzzup aye aye"


Perspiration collected on Nick’s thin moustache. "Oh please, God, black, black black," he pleaded softly. "Just let it be black" says:
haha


the night beckons........™ says:
aye aye

the night beckons........™ says:
zhimin Aye feat lil jon eminen "aye" yo

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START

AYeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- AYE!
AYeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- AYE!

When the paper's in Da crib ma
Mind map it while it's hot
Mind map it while it;s hot
When the pigs try to get it to ya,
Write it while it's hot write it while it's hot
And if an indian get an attidute,
AYE it while it's hot,
AYE it while it's hot,
I gotta pencil on my hand and i'm pouring water
And i erase it best coz i've got it going on.

Uh! imma nerd boy, with some nice dreams,
See these papers, see these mind maps?
Eligible bachelor, zero dollar boat,
that's whiter then what's going down ur throat,
The mindmap, just like my charms,
Interior like my honest heart,
I can't excersice myself, coz i don't know how,
I even don't know what an orgasm is,
Kill with the notes, i know all the lecturers on the street,
With the knowledge they make you feel like einsten on the street,
So don't try to educate me on sex and all those crappy shit,
Trying to ask me shit,
When my indians fill ya brain they know they ain't pass me shit,
You should recap about it, think a second,
Matter of fact you should even mind map it,
And think before you fuck around my brian Aye!

When the paper's in Da crib ma
Mind map it while it's hot
Mind map it while it;s hot
When the pigs try to get it to ya,
Write it while it's hot write it while it's hot
And if an indian get an attidute,
AYE it while it's hot,AYE it while it's hot,
I gotta pencil on my hand and i'm pouring water
And i erase it best coz i've got it going on.

Imma cockster, but y'all knew that
Da Big Aye AYe, yeah i had to do that,
I keep a blue flag hanging on my backside,
But only on the left side, yeah that's the shink side,
Ain't no other way ya copy notes like the way i do,
I scribble so much you thought i was a DJ
(scratches) "two"! "one"! - "yep- three"!
"Z" "H "I" Yep and the "M" "I" "N"
I can't fake it, just break it, and when i take it,
See i specilise in getting the girls all freaked out,
So bring your friends, all y'all come inside,
We got me "Einstien" here, now get it live!
So don't change the dizzle, turn it up a little,
I got a living room full of fine dime mindmaps,
Waiting for the girls to call me a freak within the next 10 minutes,
Mens to my room, now the ladies freak out and run.

When the paper's in Da crib ma
Mind map it while it's hot Mind map it while it;s hot
When the pigs try to get it to ya,
Write it while it's hot write it while it's hot
And if an indian get an attidute,
AYE it while it's hot,AYE it while it's hot,
I gotta pencil on my hand and i'm pouring water
And i erase it best coz i've got it going on.


ok i think that is enough cock. we think zhimin will make a good rapper ain't it?

lolololololololololololol

ogay i'm like so evil now and i sound so gayish -_-

ok fuck it.

bye bitches!! for now

Monday, November 13, 2006

The hair and the despot

Quote of the day: FATA ( go figure )

I DYED MY HAIR HOT PINK! lol

and i would really like to see the look on ferlin's face tmr during fam law.

lols.

yep so today i went out wif wj and jp to bugis to do some shoppin. ok la. not that many things to see ba. jp ended up buying a bag and wj pants. i as usual, did not buy anything as only real nice things catch my eye -_-.

btw my convo wif kannan -_-

Note: the night beckons........™ (me)
kannan ; Barely legal™ ∞ love is sweet misery ( kannan)

the night beckons........™ says:
spank u
kannan ; Barely legal™ ∞ love is sweet misery says:
wooo gay are we
kannan ; Barely legal™ ∞ love is sweet misery says:
haha
the night beckons........™ says:
my ass is wide open loves.
kannan ; Barely legal™ ∞ love is sweet misery says:
woo ok join da queue i still got a few oths den reach ur turn
the night beckons........™ says:
-_-


KANNAN"S GAY!!!!

bye bitches.. for now..

Sunday, November 12, 2006

GOGO POWER RANGERS

stolen from kj.

mato ronald macdonald

back.

okay.

i bumped into ryan, dom and mato at mp and we ended up going to some coffee shop at siglap for dinner ( minus ryan who was picked up by ryan's mum ).
Remember russell peters? ryan's mum?
Right. not funny at all. -______-
Did i mention the happy meal ballon mato picked up at mp's macs?
No? ok.. lets just say that he was havin foreplay with it on the bus.
Check this out.
look at mato sucking off the ballon's pole.


and mato posing with it after he was done.



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ok. i'm now at my com posting this stupid entry and waiting for the arsenal liverpool match

bye bitches... for now.

cocked up

blogger.com is cocked up. ytd i juz created my blog and when i tried to log in today i couldn't

wtf is this?

and now i have to create it all over again. thank god my design of the blog is simple. if not i would have smash my lcd screen -_-

now that i have get this 2nd blog up and runnning. i'm off to get my hair done

bye bitches